Don’t Tell Your Father
Don’t Tell Your Father is what happens when a mom and her daughter say all their inside thoughts out loud… and then hit record.
From chaotic confessions and questionable decisions to real conversations about growing up, anxiety, friendships, and everything in between—nothing is off limits (except maybe telling dad).
Each episode blends humor, honesty, and a little bit of “we probably shouldn’t share this,” making it the perfect listen for moms, daughters, and anyone who’s ever had a thought they definitely kept to themselves.
Come for the laughs, stay for the relatability, and just… don’t tell him.
Don’t Tell Your Father is what happens when a mom and her daughter say all their inside thoughts out loud… and then hit record.
From chaotic confessions and questionable decisions to real conversations about growing up, anxiety, friendships, and everything in between—nothing is off limits (except maybe telling dad).
Each episode blends humor, honesty, and a little bit of “we probably shouldn’t share this,” making it the perfect listen for moms, daughters, and anyone who’s ever had a thought they definitely kept to themselves.
Come for the laughs, stay for the relatability, and just… don’t tell him.
Episodes
May 1, 2026
May 1, 2026
44 min
Welcome to an honest and funny deep dive into what it really feels like to be a girl - navigating emotions, expectations, confidence, and complete chaos. Some days you're unstoppable, and other days...you're literally just a girl.
We're talking:
Overthinking every text, tone, and tiny interaction
Questioning: is this being a girl, or am I actually unstable
Girl math that somehow always makes sense
And of course a Don't Tell Dad moment
This episode is about embracing every version of yourself. Because sometimes you're thriving...and sometimes you're literally just a girl.
May 1, 2026
44 min
May 1, 2026
May 1, 2026
45 min
Middle school: where the rules are made up, the drama is real, and everyone suddenly has a personality shift overnight.
In this episode, we're breaking down the absolute chaos of tween life - friendship breakups, confusing social hierarchies, and the daily emotional rollercoaster that somehow starts before first period.
We're talking:
Skincare routines
Technology use
Trend comparisons, then and now
Mortifying moments
It's equal parts hilarious, painful, and way too relatable. Whether you're in the thick of it, survived it, or are raising someone through it - consider this your inside look at the chaos.
And remember...whatever you do, don't tell dad.
May 1, 2026
45 min
May 1, 2026
May 1, 2026
24 min
Welcome to chaos. Population: us.
In our very first episode, we're diving headfirst into the beautiful mess of starting a mother-daughter podcast...with absolutely no idea what we're doing. This is your official introduction to the vibe.
We're talking:
Why we started this podcast in the first place
The kinds of things we definitely shouldn't be saying out loud
Introductions via rapid fire questions
What we are NOT telling dad this week
Expect unfiltered opinions, accidental therapy sessions, generational roasting, and the kind of conversations that probably shouldn't be recorded.
If you've ever been a daughter, raised a daughter, or ARE the dad we're not telling...this one's for you.
New episodes every Friday. Secrets every episode.
May 1, 2026
24 min
Apr 27, 2026
Don't Tell Your Father Trailer
Apr 27, 2026
Apr 27, 2026
1 min
Raw, chaotic, and way too honest - this is the podcast you weren't supposed to hear. If you've ever survived middle school, motherhood, or secrets that definitely weren't meant to be shared...you're in the right place.
Apr 27, 2026
1 min






